I fed my dog a cracker?

Dogs love crackers.

It's going to get cancer.

Is your dog named Polly?Polly want a cracker.

OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS SO AWESOME!!! AREN'T YOU SOOO PROUD OF THAT? WHAT KIND OF CRACKER WAS IT? WAS IT A SALTY ONE? WHAT'S THE DOG'S NAME??? YOU MUST BE SO PROUD TO FEED A DOG A CRACKER. Thanks for the 2 points.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

congratulations...that makes you very special doesn't it?

hope you gave him some beer or something. those things can be very dry after awhile. lol

Oh nooooooooooo now his, going to want a glass of milk to wash it down....

And What Color Do U Think It'll Come Out Looking Like?

with cheese. U need to give the dog something that makes him fart.

which type?

As long as its a bird dog named Polly, you'll be fine.

And she will ask for some more crackers, my dog also loves to eat them.

Bones and all?

hey. no plz don't do it