nohairypotter

Age and Experience

A wealthy old woman decided to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her
faithful aged poodle, Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!" Noticing some
bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the
bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to
leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard!
I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the
leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must
be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog
sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them
yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.

"Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
leopard!

Moral of this story....
Don't mess with old coots...age and treachery will always overcome youth
and skill! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Visit this must see site: The Canine Gazette at http://www.thecaninegazette.com. Their mission statement is that: "The Average Dog has only ONE request of Humankind, to please Understand me."
Filled to the brim with not only highly ethical breeder listings, but deeply informative canine sections, with training tips from the renowned Charlie Petrizzo, and a multitude of canine specific internet resources.

For those of you interested in being successful online, please be sure to notice the bright orange advertising banner found at this site too. Entitled "Say Adios to your Job", this FREE video is absolutely outstanding!

William Potter
Mission statement:
"INTEGRITY IS WHAT YOU PAY FOR"