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Old 09-03-2006   #1 (permalink)
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On Saturday Night Live there was a feature that I think was called "Deep Thoughts With Jack Handy."
One of his quotes was something like "You know, if dogs ever run for office I hope it won't be all about size... Because I bet there are Chihuahuas out there with some good ideas."
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oh Deep Thoughts are the best.
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I think I have heard that before...Too funny!
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If we start nominating dogs for public office would they go away? The humans I mean.ops:

The downside is that the dogs can't run for 3 consecutive terms or else they'd be senile by then. (Dog years!) But hey, aren't the ones in office acting like seniles too? (Opss, getting politically uncorrect here.)

Let's go back to dogs having deep thoughts, shall we?:mrgreen:
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A comedian did a bit about a dog waiting in a car and his owner comes back with a hamburger, and the dog says "Hey! Where did you get that?"

You had to see it, but it was funny. I think Norm MacDonald had a line about a homeless guy with a dog, and the dog was thinking "You know, I can pretty much do this on my own." There's nothing funny about someone being homeless, of course. But I have seen people on the street with dogs before.
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