Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Men

* Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
* Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
* Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
* Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
* You can house train a dog.
* Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
* Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
* Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
* Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs.
* Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.


The Top Ten Reasons Why a Dog Is Better than a Woman.

* 10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
* 9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
* 8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
* 7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
* 6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
* 5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
* 4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
* 3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
* 2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
...And the number one reason why a dog is better than a woman:
* 1. A dog does not shop.

I love #8 on why a dog is better than a woman..:lol: