Why Dogs Dont Use Computers
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The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
* 20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
* 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
* 18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
* 17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
* 16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
* 15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
* 14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing PETHOUSE . com instead of working.
* 13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
* 12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
* 11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
* 10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
* 9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
* 8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
* 7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
* 6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
* 5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
* 4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
* 3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
* 2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
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