Dog Rules

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

heh. yep, I think my dog got this memo for sure.

Ha! Too funny!

Yes, I'm sure my dogs not only know these but probably personally wrote some of them.

yes, my dog may even have a hand in the proliferation of this memo on the net:mrgreen:

imagine a world where men are pets and dogs are the ones who rule! scary! (twilight zone theme song on the background )

LOL yes we have been through all of these before.

Ok, I have to say these rules sound very familir for some reason..... I do have to admit though, my rules end at #2. My dog and I had a discussion, and we both felt going beyond that just wouldn't work.....

This dog rules rocks! I'll never tell my pet about these rules. She might start implementing these on our house. But I'll definitely follow the rule number 4. I can't imagine if she stays on my new furnitures.

This set of dog rules truly sound amusing and yes, familiar! They're just too irresistible for me and I think everyone in the family, even my father, can easily bend all rules for our dogs!

Lol. My dogs follow that rule. Now I have to get permission to sleep on the bed... lol!