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Old 01-31-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Default Finish this joke: A dog, a chciken, and a...

...nun walk into a bar and as for a table for four...?
 
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Old 02-01-2007   #2 (permalink)
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Well, I have no idea what a chciken is and how do you as for a table for four?
 
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Old 02-01-2007   #3 (permalink)
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the bartender tells them "find your own dxxm seat, this aint the Ritz".
The Nun looks up to the ceiling and shakes her head. the chicken looks at the bartender and plucks one of his feathers out (just to let him know) and as for the dog (you already know) he's already found a seat beside some pussy cat and did'nt hear a word.
 
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Old 02-01-2007   #4 (permalink)
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the chicken crossed the road hahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha hahahahahhahahahhahahqhahahhahahaq........ hahahaha phffbbbt!!!!! sorry
 
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the waitress says "but there is only 3 of you" and the dog answers "meow".
 
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Old 02-02-2007   #6 (permalink)
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And the waiter says "I will give you a table for two, we don't allow nuns".
 
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and the waiter says, "but you only have three" and the invisible man then pulls out a chair and says, "you were saying...?" So then, in a panic, everyone scrambles out of the bar and the invisible man says, "Drinks are on me tonight!"
 
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Now outside, the bartender is pacing back and forth with a cigarette trying to figure out how he can get back in to close. After all, it was a slow night. The nun is on her knees praying, the dog is now howling cause he did'nt see which way the pussy cat went and the chicken says " I don't know about you guys but I'm hungry" rubbing his belly. The bartender says " everything is closed now" and then everyone turns to look at the chicken...............
 
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