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Old 03-08-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." .................................................. ...........VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVVVThe lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him tha t a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!ing Chihuahua?!"
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heard it... still funny though
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That was a very funny joke and I never heard of that one before. Have a star with that!
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That's terrific!!!
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it not that bad
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Silly but funny. lol! 8/10.
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Good one.......enjoyed it!
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haha i've never heard that one before...very funny
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sooooooooooo funny!
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never it heard before but it's funny. 10/10
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