A man phones up the vet in the middle of the night to tell him his pet dog has swallowed a condom. "You've got to help," he cries. "I don't know what to do.""It is rather late," says the vet. "But as it's an emergency, I'll be there as soon as I can.""What should I do in the meantime," says the owner."Just keep the dog as still as you can," says the vet.""I won't be long."After an hour, the vet is still driving when his mobile rings. "I phoned earlier," says the caller. "My dog swallowed a condom.""Yes, I know," says the vet. "I'm going as fast as I can, but I'm stuck in traffic.""You needn't bother," says the dog owner. "It's okay now. We've found another one in the drawer."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ps. to all who have commented on my red nose ) Friday is red nose day - (Comic Relief Day in the UK, when we donate money to charity.)

I think I shouldn't say...

I don't understand the question!

I like that one!!Your red nose is cool too (i want one!)

lol. Excellent. Have a satr - A star even. lololol.

See, now that's a GOOD ONE> high 5 to you! That one has gotta go straight to the book. LMAO LMAO LMAO> I gotta tell my hubby that 1, good going! Star for you!!!

Off to bed now with a smile. Thanks.

funny joke, have a nice day

They don't even care about the dog.

that's funny.nice to see you supporting comic relief

good one...havent heard it before and liked it

I was serious in reading the 1st 6 lines and my laughter burst on the 7th, thanks for that!

Maybe he wanted to be like that dog that has the chewing gum bubble coming out of his butt. ha ha . good one. I liked it.

LOL dats funny

lollllllll

LOL, feck the dog, lets just feck)

LOL9/10Keep smilin'.

[lil mutt]

just what i need right now...

thanks for the joke ^_^

funny joke haha.

[rayter]

Arf...That's hilarious!!!