 Dog food joke.?
A redneck (substitute any cultural group you want instead of redneck..I did n't want to be violated for using the original word)Anyhow...A redneck walks into a general store and asks" Two tins of dogfood please."The store owner says: "No, I know you rednecks, you'll give it to your wife and kids to eat, you bring me a dog to prove that you've got one..THEN I'll give you the food."The redneck brings his dog, gets the dogfood and asks:"Two tins of catfood too please."The store owner again refuses to serve him unless he brings a cat to prove he has one.The redneck brings his cat, gets his catfood and holds a shoe-box covered with a towel up to the store owner." Put your hand in there" says the redneck.The store owner does so and moves his hand around in the shoebox..squelch, squelch."Well? what do you want"..he asks impatiently.." Two toilet rolls please!"
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