Here are some quotes, I thought they are pretty funny and would like to share them.

"A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself."
--George D. Prentice 1802-1870 American Journalist & Humorist.

"Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you."
--Francois Rabelais 1495-1583 French Humorist.

"Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you."
--Austin O’Malley 1858-1932 American Oculist.

I love quotes! Keep 'em coming!