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Old 04-13-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Default Ok, heard the most funny joke ever last night at church..what do you get when...

...you cross cats and dogs? TROUBLE!!*ROTFLMAO*Oh yea, tomorrow night, me and some of the gang are having a mountain dew contest....we are going to start at 7:30 pm, each of us will keep downing mountain dews until we pass out...either way....lights will be out at 10:00 pm for shut-eye.I'll let you know the results next week, but it's going to be totally gnarly. I think the record is 11 mountain dews, which i'm totally going to 0wnZ!!!
 
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Old 04-13-2007   #2 (permalink)
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whatever floats your boat man...
 
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Old 04-13-2007   #3 (permalink)
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There won't be much shut-eye after 11 mountain dews. Hope you have a flashlight to find the loo after lights out.
 
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Old 04-13-2007   #4 (permalink)
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HAHA...oh, God. This is what Christians do for fun? Drink Mountain Dew till you pass out? This reminds me of when Bart gave the Flanders boys Pixie Sticks and watched them go crazy.
 
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Old 04-13-2007   #5 (permalink)
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I love sarcasm and poor portrayals of lesser beings.
 
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You guys walk on the wild side. I couldn't keep up with you.I gotta go see if Steve Tyler's finished puking in the bathtub.
 
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I wouldnt do that if I were you, last week this man died on the radio station because he was doing a chugging contest with water to see who can drink the most and he actually drowned his body too much fluids at one time is to too much for your kidneys to do at the same time. I wouldnt do that if I were you thats very dangerous.
 
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At least the kitty got it (hello kitty - oh I swear I didn't know how that was going to turn out when I started typing it, must be getting late).Just hope the wind doesn't change or your tongue'll be stuck in your cheek forever!Oh, and don't forget to take your retainer out before startin' in on the Dew dude. Got the Amy Grant CDs ready to go?
 
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Oh, man, you make me wish I was young again.Rock on you cool doodz, I hope you have a wicked time. Back in my day we used to party on down with Dr.Pepper!
 
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