A Funny Dog Joke?

bperez2002 · 04-13-2007

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see abeautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the oneto reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the sametime. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves andhoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, shedecides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentencecan go out with me."The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liverand cheese.""Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination orintelligence whatsoever."She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can youdo?""Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumbas the Lab's sentence."She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you,little guy?"The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, isthe Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and theLab and says ..... "Liver alone. Cheese mine."