Two guys walkin' down the street. they see a dog lickin' it's n*ts. first guy says, "gee, i wish i could do that". second guy says, " don't you think you should pet it first?"

Very good one. I have never heard it before.

haha well it made me laugh.

Ha Ha...... No!

lol, very original! How long did it take you to make that up?

Oh crikey!! The visual picture that joke jus gave me was priceless!! hehehe ............ that's very funny!! lol ............ :0)CHEERS♥

old but still gets a laugh

that's a good one, I even use the same one. I tell you what, I'll tell you another one to spred around. A saleman walks into a bar to have a drink, and he sees a big jar of money on the bar, with nothing but twenties in it, so he asked the bartender what the money was for. The bartender says; it's the prize money for the contest. The man asked; what do you have to do for the money? Well, you see our bouncer at the frontdoor, knock him out with one punch, then we have a doberman out back with an abses tooth; just pull out the tooth, and lastly it's an 80 year old lady upstairs that wants to have one last orgasum before she dies, just give her one, and if you can do all thies things, the money is yours. He thinks about it for awhile. I think I can do it, and with out another word he walks ove to the bouncer and with one punch he's out cold. He walks out bace and you can just here the dog howling. Then he comes back in and ask" now where is the 80 year old lad with the absesed tooth?