 Joke about a talkin dog.....?
A guy is driving around Texas and he sees a sign in front ofa house: “Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and theowner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyardand sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. “You talk?" he asks."Yep," the Lab replies."So, what's your story?"The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so Itold the CIA about my gift and in no time at all they had me jettingfrom country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.""But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew Iwasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for ajob at the airport to do some undercover security wandering nearsuspicious characters and listening in.""I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded abatch of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm justretired."The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner whathe wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says."Ten dollars?” This dog is amazing. Why on earth are youselling him so cheap?""Because he's a liar. He never did any of that I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!."
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