Why dogs are better than MEN!? Oh I'm sure I can whip up something...
10. Their facial hair is not scratchy
9. No beer bellies
8. If they drop crumbs, they clean them up immediately
7. They are more responsible with their money
6. They literally kiss the ground you walk on
5. They can be trained to have good manners
4. They don't bring ugly furniture with them when they move in
3. No crazy ex-girlfriends
2. Golf? What's Golf?
1. They will always choose you over Sunday AND Monday night football !!!