Hilarious!!! "Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake".

I've seen my husband look at me reproachfully on occasion, as if he wishes I was more like his dog.

Originally Posted by AnnaBella

But i bet your dog doesn't cook and clean for you..

LOL... battle of the sexes..

Originally Posted by marialim

But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?

Don't ask...

Originally Posted by RL4422

Why dogs are better than MEN!? Oh I'm sure I can whip up something...

10. Their facial hair is not scratchy
9. No beer bellies
8. If they drop crumbs, they clean them up immediately
7. They are more responsible with their money
6. They literally kiss the ground you walk on
5. They can be trained to have good manners
4. They don't bring ugly furniture with them when they move in
3. No crazy ex-girlfriends
2. Golf? What's Golf?
1. They will always choose you over Sunday AND Monday night football !!!

Haha brilliant!

lol! that is the funniest thing i've ever heard

Originally Posted by marialim

But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?

you have a strong point there LOL

[wishbone]

Pretty cool reasons!

Originally Posted by marialim

But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?

this is a nice point.lol

That's so funny! :-D

. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

I MUST SAY THAT BY THE SINGLE MEN IN THIS CITY, I WILL BE SLEEPING WITH MY DOGS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. LOL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME! Where are men whom love dogs?

I agree with that 10 reasons... It's very realistic, but one thing I would like to share oppositely.. Women can kiss your lips but dogs will just lick you..

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Dogs certainly have their advantages, but so do women...

Women Don't...

-Shed
-Need to be potty trained (at least not after the age of 3)
-Give better goodnight kisses
-Chase after cats, other dogs, or anything else in their paths
-Need flea dip

Hmmm, maybe I better stop here while ahead!

my jasper (my first baby) is overly jealous of my affectionate second pup (mickey) and will push him out of my way if need be to get the attention. so they are little attention wh*res!

-Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

-Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

-Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

-Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

-You can house train a dog.

-Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

-Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

-Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

-Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs.

-Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.