i hope dogs can talk to...lol..

Originally Posted by AnnaBella

But i bet your dog doesn't cook and clean for you..

Absolutely right there...I think dog can't replace woman obviously in man's life...lol...but those lists are so funny indeed...

[mrandrei]

It's hilarious. Ahahaha! But seriously, I love my dog so much, I wouldn't trade her with anything. My girl even gets jealous. LOL.

Lets hope my girlfriend doesn't find this post! I already know she is jealous of my pups, and this might put her over the top!

So funny but u cannot compare a dog with women, you should compare a bitch with women

Why dogs are better than MEN!? Oh I'm sure I can whip up something...

10. Their facial hair is not scratchy
9. No beer bellies
8. If they drop crumbs, they clean them up immediately
7. They are more responsible with their money
6. They literally kiss the ground you walk on
5. They can be trained to have good manners
4. They don't bring ugly furniture with them when they move in
3. No crazy ex-girlfriends
2. Golf? What's Golf?
1. They will always choose you over Sunday AND Monday night football !!!

Here ya go!

WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A MAN

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs.

Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

RL4422 and Splinters, I SECOND THAT!!! In fact, i'll even 3rd and 4th that!!! LOL

[lulusmom]

Top 14 reasons why living with a dog is much better than a man

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
2. Dogs miss you when you've gone
3. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong
4. Dogs don't brag about whom they've slept with
5. Dogs don't criticize your friends
6. Dogs admit it when they're jealous
7. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence
8. Dogs understand what 'no' means
9. You can home train a dog
10. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner
11. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving
12. Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake
13. Dogs admit it when they're lost
14. Dogs can't feel threatened if you earn more than they do

you guys forgot one ....
dogs will cuddle next to you and not expect anything more.