Hilarious!!! "Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake".

I've seen my husband look at me reproachfully on occasion, as if he wishes I was more like his dog.

Originally Posted by AnnaBella

But i bet your dog doesn't cook and clean for you..

LOL... battle of the sexes..

Originally Posted by marialim

But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?

Don't ask...

Originally Posted by RL4422

Why dogs are better than MEN!? Oh I'm sure I can whip up something...

10. Their facial hair is not scratchy
9. No beer bellies
8. If they drop crumbs, they clean them up immediately
7. They are more responsible with their money
6. They literally kiss the ground you walk on
5. They can be trained to have good manners
4. They don't bring ugly furniture with them when they move in
3. No crazy ex-girlfriends
2. Golf? What's Golf?
1. They will always choose you over Sunday AND Monday night football !!!

Haha brilliant!

lol! that is the funniest thing i've ever heard

Originally Posted by marialim

But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?

you have a strong point there LOL

[wishbone]

Pretty cool reasons!

Originally Posted by marialim

But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?

this is a nice point.lol

That's so funny! :-D

. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

I MUST SAY THAT BY THE SINGLE MEN IN THIS CITY, I WILL BE SLEEPING WITH MY DOGS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. LOL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME! Where are men whom love dogs?