10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop.

But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?

[lil mutt]

Originally Posted by marialim

But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?

lol.... who would want to do that???

Someone must find the Top Ten reasons Dogs are better than men!!! I read it somewhere!

I don't know about any one else's dogs, but my dogs get REALLY jealous when I pet another dog :-D

But i bet your dog doesn't cook and clean for you..

[rayter]

LOL. The list is VERY true. I couldn't agree more... hahaha!











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sport dog

[lil mutt]

Originally Posted by Poohbear

Someone must find the Top Ten reasons Dogs are better than men!!! I read it somewhere!

I've read it somewhere too... that was also funny!

Originally Posted by dogsRpeople2

I don't know about any one else's dogs, but my dogs get REALLY jealous when I pet another dog :-D

Mine thinks its her sworn duty(thats also includes no petting other dogs ) to protect me from other dogs ? They are all friendly aproachable dogs in my area

Originally Posted by marialim

But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?

You can, but the offspring of that endeavor will look weird and, well, who needs that?