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Old 10-08-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Default Top ten reasons why a dog is better than a woman

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop.
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But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?
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But you can't have sex with a dog, can you?
lol.... who would want to do that???
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Someone must find the Top Ten reasons Dogs are better than men!!! I read it somewhere!
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I don't know about any one else's dogs, but my dogs get REALLY jealous when I pet another dog :-D
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But i bet your dog doesn't cook and clean for you..
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LOL. The list is VERY true. I couldn't agree more... hahaha!











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Someone must find the Top Ten reasons Dogs are better than men!!! I read it somewhere!

I've read it somewhere too... that was also funny!
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I don't know about any one else's dogs, but my dogs get REALLY jealous when I pet another dog :-D

Mine thinks its her sworn duty(thats also includes no petting other dogs ) to protect me from other dogs ? They are all friendly aproachable dogs in my area
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