Just for fun some of the things that i wish i could explain to my dog

-Rolling in Horse buns (poop), compost and garbage is not the best way to get ahead in a human pack...
-You must go for a bath after rolling in horse buns, compost and garbage....
-pouting will not get you out of a bath...
-Horse buns (poop) are not the best cookies in the world.
-the cat box does not contain cookies either.
-You should not eat things that make you barf
-You should not eat barf... if it didn't work the first time, it probably won't the second time...
- you should not eat papers with important scribblings on them... it really freaks out your humans
-You should not prod your poor human with an icey nose first thing in the morning... even if it is funny so see them jump...
-if you want to sleep in the bed you should lay lengthwise along side your humans not stretched out across the bottoms so they have no where to put their legs...
-the cat does not make a good play thing it has claws and teeth and makes horrible angery noises when harrased...
and lastly... the garden is not an all you can eat buffet and the flower bed is not a doggy day bed

thats all i can think of today please add some more it should be fun

-Chewing and holding the ball in your mouth till it's dripping wet will not get the humans to play more or longer with you.

nice.... LOL.. how i wish your dog can talk also... wonderin what he/she gonna say :mrgreen:

Lol this is hilarious! Wish I could talk to my dog also sometimes.

[wishbone]

- you should not eat papers with important scribblings on them... it really freaks out your humans

-if you want to sleep in the bed you should lay lengthwise along side your humans not stretched out across the bottoms so they have no where to put their legs...

Ahaha I can relate to this two. Mom was so crazy yesterday looking for an important list from church just to find out maybe it was air blown from table and my dog was sleeping with it's few pieces. Glad we were able to retrieve what's listed in it.

I wish your dog can talk too...And I want to hear his/her answer to your questions...I think he can depend himself better...lol...

if you want to sleep in the bed you should lay lengthwise along side your humans not stretched out across the bottoms so they have no where to put their legs

Hahaha!!! That should apply to my girlfriend as well!

But dogs in my bed, NO WAY!!

[lil mutt]

Lol that's really funny...

How about:

Whining and clawing at the hamster cage will NOT make it come out and play!

LMAO.That's very funny..haha

[rayter]

So your dog must be a little naughty. A brat? LOL.