That went well. Here's a cute joke.
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there was a talent show going on in a town a man decided he would become a star by using his talking dog, when stood before the judge he said"this dog is amazing you wont believe it"!
the judge says "okay lets get it over with"
the man turns to the dog and says "what is the top of a house"?
the dog replies "roof"
the judge says " but all dogs say roof you idiot"
so the man turns to the dog again and says "what does sandpaper feel like"??
the dog barks "ruff"
judge looking bored says "all dogs say ruff...Next!"
the man pleads and says "please one more chance"
this time he turns to the dog and says clearely" who was the worlds greatest baseball player"????!
now the judge leans in
the dog barks "ruth"
the judge yells "thats it i've had enough get out now!"
later the man and the dog were sat on the sidewalk and the dog turns and says "maybe i shoulda said dimaggio"
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