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03-05-2009
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Beware of This Dog?
On the door of the little country store a stranger noticed the sign DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside he saw a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger could not help but be amused. "That certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
Have a safe day.
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03-05-2009
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HAHAHAH that is good!!!!!!
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03-09-2009
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Lol nice one :P
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04-12-2009
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HAHA that's funny!
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04-13-2009
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So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-16-2009
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Tripping over a dog is really dangerous, hahaha! Hilarious.
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04-24-2009
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haha, it's hilarious
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04-27-2009
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Very Cute!
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05-01-2009
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Ha! I always say, if a robber tries to break in at night, he won't be scared of my dog, but he might trip over him!
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05-14-2009
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HAHAHA very funny that 1.
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05-16-2009
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I need to post a similar sign for myself. My Saint Bernard always lays in front of the front door, so when I get my mail, I trip over her or hit her with the door.
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05-17-2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Smartdogs
On the door of the little country store a stranger noticed the sign DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside he saw a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger could not help but be amused. "That certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
Have a safe day.
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Hello that is so adorable hahaha so cute 
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