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Old 03-05-2009   #1 (permalink)
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1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.

2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.

3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet.

4. The cats have every right to be in the living room.

5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid

6. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk

7. Just because I'm eating, doesn't mean you can.

8. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I'm not going to give in and feed you. NOT NOT NOT. Oh, ok, just this once.

9. No, it's my food....Oh alright then, just a small piece.
 
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Old 03-05-2009   #2 (permalink)
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This is sooooooooooooooo( is that enough O's) Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our dogs like to bark a ton( like at 3Am in the morning)
You are right that is not funny!
It is funny that you made dog rules and made them into a format that made even the bad things dofgs do seem very funny!
Anyways, thank you, you made me laugh when I was almost going to have a bad day!!!!!!
 
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Yes interesting rules.
I totally support rule 3.
Now rule 8 is amusing.
We could do with well behaved dogs.
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Old 05-11-2009   #4 (permalink)
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My pleasure, glad it cheered you up, end of day even when pets are bad they still make us smile.
 
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Very true (and funny!) The last 3 describe my Golden completely!
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We need a new rule.
You see the neighbor dog everyday. You do not need to bark at him everyday.
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Old 05-12-2009   #7 (permalink)
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We need a new rule.
You see the neighbor dog everyday. You do not need to bark at him everyday.
That is good...
better add it to the list...

Anyway...
It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m...
I didn't heard my dog Brian barking at that time...
Maybe I have always a nice sleep that's why I can't hear my dog...
 
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We need a new rule.
You see the neighbor dog everyday. You do not need to bark at him everyday.
Or a variation of rule 6- Just because I put my shoes on does not mean you get to go too.
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ROTFL! Amen to that!
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LOl i think my dog covours all of them.
 
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The cats are not squeek toys.
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New rule to add: Sometimes, every once in a blue moon, let me go to the bathroom by myself. I do occasionally enjoy privacy.
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Very Interesting AND nice
 
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lol
Very true and funny too....
 
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i can relate to #'s 8 and 9 :wink:
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These rules are absolutely true, esp. rule #9. My dog is generous, lol!
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#'s 7, 8, and 9 are soooo true about my Dane. She is such a pig, and can never seen to eat enough. God forbid I try to eat something without giving her any.
 
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They do not allow Saint bernards at work. GET
OUT OF THE CAR!
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very true (and funny!) the last 3 describe my golden completely!
haha same with my golden too!
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Interesting amusing rules.
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