 Think before your pet....
Years ago, I had a huge American Bulldog named "Hooch". He loved playing in the backyard with our youngest son, digging holes in the lawn (Grrr), playing fetch, destroying as much as possible. They were inseperable, did everything together...
I was sitting at my computer doing some work on a Saturday, when Hooch comes shambling by, and leans against my chair...his way of saying "Hey There". So, I do the usual and pet him, just a nice loving stroke down his side. I notice he's wet...so I look down and he has yellow lines all over him. First thought was that Corbin got in his mom's walking pack and broke out the glow sticks, and somehow broke it open and got it all over the dog. So, I head out back where our son is playing and call out...."Hey...why is Hooch wet...".....no answer....so I call again...."Son...why is the dog all wet?"....he turns around with an ear splitting grin and announces..."'Cause I PEED on HIM!!!....HAHAHAHAHAHA!"....I wish I found it as amusing....wash hands...wash dog....explain to son that it is NOT okay to relieve yourself if the dog is standing in front of you.
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