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Old 04-10-2009   #1 (permalink)
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Years ago, I had a huge American Bulldog named "Hooch". He loved playing in the backyard with our youngest son, digging holes in the lawn (Grrr), playing fetch, destroying as much as possible. They were inseperable, did everything together...

I was sitting at my computer doing some work on a Saturday, when Hooch comes shambling by, and leans against my chair...his way of saying "Hey There". So, I do the usual and pet him, just a nice loving stroke down his side. I notice he's wet...so I look down and he has yellow lines all over him. First thought was that Corbin got in his mom's walking pack and broke out the glow sticks, and somehow broke it open and got it all over the dog. So, I head out back where our son is playing and call out...."Hey...why is Hooch wet...".....no answer....so I call again...."Son...why is the dog all wet?"....he turns around with an ear splitting grin and announces..."'Cause I PEED on HIM!!!....HAHAHAHAHAHA!"....I wish I found it as amusing....wash hands...wash dog....explain to son that it is NOT okay to relieve yourself if the dog is standing in front of you.
 
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Old 04-13-2009   #2 (permalink)
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that's funny
 
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Old 04-13-2009   #3 (permalink)
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When in doubt , just ask your son....that was too cute...ha ha.
 
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Hahahaha! Your son is naughty!
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Old 04-24-2009   #5 (permalink)
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haha....so funny
 
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that is hilarious!:-D
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Old 05-01-2009   #7 (permalink)
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Thats why you should smell dogs before pating them:mrgreen:
 
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Old 05-11-2009   #8 (permalink)
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Very funny
 
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HAHAHAHA...
that's funny...^_^
 
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Now you should start for a potty training for your son, or maybe you shodl "neuter" your son to settle down his marking on Hooch, poor guy.
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lol... that was funny... but i think your son needs a lot of discipline than the dog... haha
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very funny
I like very much
 
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That is too funny. Sad, but nonetheless funny. Never had that happen to me!
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very funny
 
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we should take prevention before we purchase a dog like---its colour,size,stamina,activity,sickness
 
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its such a jock u never apply to others.
 
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