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Old 08-11-2009   #1 (permalink)
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A minister was asked to dinner by one of his church members. He knew she was a bad housekeeper but agreed. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.

She replied,"They're as clean as soap and water could get them". He felt a bit uncomfortable, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled, "Here Soap! Here Water!"
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Nice one, loool!!
It made me laugh.
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Yuck!! Thats gross! Cute joke though.
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Good one!!!
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Default funny joke
An amusing joke it is.
Seems dog did all the dirty work.
woo woo.
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Lol that was really funny...
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lol do you have more jokes?
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ewwww ahahah
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LOL ! ! !
made me laugh
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Nice one! Kinda gross, but funny.
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LOL Love it!
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Thats pretty funny
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Lol! Too funny.
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Thats funny... I love reading the dog humor jokes
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