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Old 08-25-2009   #1 (permalink)
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A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."

Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
"Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course." This perfect dog specimen finishes the course in record time.

"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."
With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"
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Thats cute.
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Another good one!
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Haha I like it!
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How funny!!
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Lol... Nice one... Do you have any other pet jokes to share?
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Absolutely hilarious!!!

That dog is genius, lol.
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That's the funniest I've heard in a while, thanks for the laugh!
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i really like this joke. its hillarious
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FBI Dog, lol!