Good one, here's another couple vet jokes for ya'll
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him,
"My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look
at its eyes.
"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
And a
sick one:
All day long Bob had been feeling guilty. No matter how hard
he tried he couldn't forget. The guilt and sense of betrayal
overwhelmed him. Every once in a while though he could hear a
quiet inner voice reassuring him, "Bob, don't worry about it.
You are not the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients
and you certainly won't be the last."
Then, invariably though, another voice would bring him back
to reality, "Bob, you are a veterinarian."
One of my favorite vet jokes:
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor.
He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought
to him after an encounter with a porcupine.
After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching,
he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.
"Fifteen dollars, Ma'am," he answered.
"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's wrong
with you Maine people, you're always trying to over charge summer
visitors. Whatever do you do in the winter, when we're not being
gypped here?"
"Raise porcupines, Ma'am."
Do You call this a 'sick joke'!
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