[Corky/Max]

Life lessons learned from a dog
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

[Lunareclipse]

9) make sure you wake your human up an hour before the alarm goes off.

10) Make sure you leave your toys where everyone can trip over them.

11)Make sure everyone knows the WHOLE bed belongs to you.

12)Let everyone know they have to ask your permission to use the furniature.

[Lara's mom]

13) Don't worry about leaving your toys in the hall, the elevator or the park. Mommy will replace them.

[evanhog]

14) take it for granted that everything belongs to you and start doing your work.

[em.el_0427]

never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.

[Lara's mom]

16) Never settle for the crust of the pizza. If you hold out long enough and look suitably insulted, you'll get some of the cheesy part.

[Lara's mom]

17) Cute counts! The cuter you are, the more you will get away with!

[mrandrei]

18.) My dog, like his master, has two left feet, lol!

[lil mutt]

19) All things I see is mine. Mine!!

[MrAndrew]

20) When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.