Signs You Have a Dumb Dog

mrandrei · 10-15-2009

As presented on the 10/19/93 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. Lengthy pause after "Bow" while it tries to remember "Wow"
9. Buries tail, wags bones
8. When you give him Alpo, he just eats the meat-by products
7. Despite the overwhelming evidence, still smokes two packs a day
6. Showed up at the Whoopi Goldberg roast in cat face
5. Has suffered over two dozed concussions from toilet seat falling on his head
4. Thinks "Snausages" is a real word
3. Voted for Fred Grandy, Love Boat's gopher, because he really thought he'd be a good congressman
2. Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting for tiny horse-and-carriage to come out
1. Constantly chasing people named "Katz"

Lara's mom · 10-16-2009

Love it!!!!

CorkyMax · 10-16-2009

Very funny! I esp. liked the 10th the best and then the
5th!:lol:

lil mutt · 10-20-2009

Hee hee very true, 3rd and 4th were very striking.

valleyjays · 10-25-2009

HA. I like this one.

gblack · 11-14-2009

LOL

Thanks so much for the laugh!

WispaLoudly · 12-07-2009

LOL! Haha, that is so cute. :P Thank you for sharing gave me the giggles!

millsandbones · 12-09-2009

:-D That's really funny esp. number 1.

vaalkaa · 12-09-2009

lol,very funny!!!

Todd2010 · 01-02-2010

Loved #7! Thx for sharing.

rayter · 01-07-2010

Ahahahaha! I knew it! lol!

fishman10 · 02-16-2010

really funny

Lunareclipse · 02-20-2010

I loved #5. I am constantly yelling at Buster for drinking out of the toilet when he has 4 bowls of water in the kitchen to choose from. Right now I am potty training the little person and I put a toddler toilet seat on the toilet and Buster got his head stuck in it. He was walking all over the house with it on. Looked like an Ox in a yoke.

CorkyMax · 02-20-2010

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Originally Posted by Lunareclipse

I loved #5. I am constantly yelling at Buster for drinking out of the toilet when he has 4 bowls of water in the kitchen to choose from. Right now I am potty training the little person and I put a toddler toilet seat on the toilet and Buster got his head stuck in it. He was walking all over the house with it on. Looked like an Ox in a yoke.

Lol, yet another chapter--I hope you are writing things down---You'll have enough for that book soon, lol, maybe already. I'm being funny here (above), but you really should consider a book as it would be a best seller! Better yet, or in conjunction with---A reality show--wouldn't need to worry about not having a camera when you need one either!! It would be 'real' too -- no need to even 'stage' scenes--course might have a hard time convincing the public that Buster is 'who he is' and does all this on his own! He can outdo Marley any day. You sure named him with the right name too. LOL!

Lunareclipse · 02-20-2010

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Originally Posted by Corky/Max

Lol, yet another chapter--I hope you are writing things down---You'll have enough for that book soon, lol, maybe already. I'm being funny here (above), but you really should consider a book as it would be a best seller! Better yet, or in conjunction with---A reality show--wouldn't need to worry about not having a camera when you need one either!! It would be 'real' too -- no need to even 'stage' scenes--course might have a hard time convincing the public that Buster is 'who he is' and does all this on his own! He can outdo Marley any day. You sure named him with the right name too. LOL!

Maybe I should draw a comic strip about Buster. I'm sure he'd be as much of a hit as Marmaduke.

gracieownsme · 04-29-2010

This was really cute! I liked 10 best.