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Old 12-19-2009   #1 (permalink)
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Two men are walking their dogs, a poodle and a german shepard. They decide they'd like to go into a bar for a drink. "But we can't bring out dogs into that bar," says the poodle's human. "Hey, no problem," says the german shepard's owner. "Just watch this." He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar. "Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender. "But this is a seeing eye dog," says the german shepard's human. The bartender apologizes and shows them to a chair. So, the poodle owner decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the bar. "Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender. "But this is a seeing eye dog," says the poodle's human. The bartender objects, "Hey, poodles can't be seeing eye dogs!" The poodle owner gasps, "Poodle? They told me they were giving me a german shepard!"
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Good laugh. Thanks!
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Very cute joke!
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shared this with a coworker, loved it.
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That was a good joke.. thanks for sharing
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What a funny one. great.
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Great joke, I've heard something similar. Stupid me didn't think Shepherds could be Guide Dogs. >_<
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