Three dogs ( Bull dog, Sheep dog and an Irish wolfhound) escape from the pound and decide to make a break for the beach.
Once at the beach the bull dog get his paw tangled on a discardeD fishing line, he says to the others, "don't hang around i will think of something and catch up."
5 minutes later the bull dog catches up but only has three legs.
They ask, "what happened to your leg?" He replies, "The line cut into my leg so deep I had no choice but to chew threw and escape." he bathes his stump in the ocean and they head off again.
A little further on the Sheep dog gets trapped in a discarded fishing net. As with the bull dog he tells the others not to wait and sure enough, 5 minutes later, he trots up with three legs and bathes the stump in the ocean.
Not long after that the irish wolfhound walks on a discarded shark hook and also tells the others not to wait.
After about 20 minutes the bull dog and the sheep dog are getting a little worried and decide to go back and make sure the dog catcher didn't recapture their friend.
What they find iS the irish wolfhound in a pool of blood with fur and bone everywhere.
"What is going on they ask in unison?"
"I have eaten through three legs but that hook still wont budge!" says the irish wolfhound.
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