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Old 01-14-2010   #1 (permalink)
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You have a mental list of people you would like to spay or neuter.
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That's funny. Thanks!!!
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Quite funny. You make me laugh.
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hahaha made mi giggle
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Ever since she could walk, Jemima's been told to 'heel' It made me laugh a little, just getting the confirmation. I am owned by da doggeh!
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Wow that is so funny!
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OH MY GOSH. I do or have done almost all of these!!! I'm serious. Gracie DOES own me!!!
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OH MY GOSH. I do or have done almost all of these!!! I'm serious. Gracie DOES own me!!!
I second that. The canine contingent definitely "has the upper paw" around here!!!
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That is sooo funny!!!
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I second that. The canine contingent definitely "has the upper paw" around here!!!
I'll third that...
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When the hot-flash inside of you is given permission to go ahead and consume you because you dare not move in your bed for fear of disturbing the dog stretched out beside you with it's feet in the air and snoring, then you know that your dog owns you.
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hahaha that reminds me of my mother
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