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Old 01-20-2010   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Doggie Farts???

A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.

The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.

"SPOT!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.

Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "Spot!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.

"Spot!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he shits on you!"

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Old 01-20-2010   #2 (permalink)
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That is hysterical!!! Thanks.
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:mrgreen: thats what you get for trying to blame it on the dog!
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That one is funny everytime I read! It always gets me.
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my dog has SBD's, she will fart wag her tail then walk away. Like she knows it stinks and is gassing us out of our own living room
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This is really funny! That's one NERVOUS man! Hahahaha! Thanks for sharing
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Such a naughty dog, hahahaha!
Nice one, millsandbones!
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That made me laugh buddy. Hilarious!
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What a naughty dog. How could you knew that?
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Laughed till I cried. Now that's funny!! When our dog farts she will look at us really disguested and get up and move away from us.... like she thinks WE did it LOL.
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thats great
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That's a funny one!
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