[noa1212]

1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

[Todd]

This list sounds farmiliar. I believe someone else posted this a while back. It's still as funny as it was the first time lol

I love the part about staring at people and getting what you want. Somehow I think that would end you up in prison for harassment...jk lol

[Lara's mom]

So true! My dogs have taught me so much about life!

[BreakfastAtTiffany's]

hhahaha <3
"If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss." Amen to that lol.

[lil mutt]

Soooo cute. The number 6 is the sweetest!

[gracieownsme]

... and the list goes on and on. Thanks. That was so cute, and so true.

[dogluvver37]

You teach a dog and train them and they teach you back. Its the least they could do i guess!

[Manoon]

That's sweet...

I guess they can teach us how to be faithful don't you think ?! haha

[Todd]

Originally Posted by Manoon

That's sweet...

I guess they can teach us how to be faithful don't you think ?! haha

They do, they do

[dugogota]

Lessons to live by!

[skivvies]

Hahaha! Love it.

#8 cracks me up. If I'm laying on the couch or bed, my dog will stand on my hair and hold me down so she can lick me. So weird!

[Ward9320]

I will keep those in mind