Canine Weather Forecast
'Tis the season to be windblown, storm-tossed, and under water. So in the interests of our puppers and beloved hoomans, in the Midwest especially, let us review the CANINE HURRICAINE RATING SYSTEM.
Tropical Storm - Yorkies blown into next yard. Mini Dachshunds lift their leg and get knocked down.
Hurricane One - Yorkies become airborne projectiles. Mini dachshunds flatten into ditch and refuse to come. Standards refuse to go outside. Border collies fail to comprehend the fuss.
Hurricane Two - Yorkies - gone. Mini doxies - gone. Standards - under your bed. Border collies - trying to fetch tree limbs flying by. Dobermans on full alert for windblown burglars. Mastiffs sleeping.
Hurricane Three - Yorkies - gone. Minis - gone. Standards, house and bed - gone. Border collies - fetching trees becoming problematic. Dobermans - remain on guard duty where front door used to be. Mastiffs - still sleeping in former den.
Hurricane Four - Yorkies land in Illinois, rescued by local shelter. Minis and standards - last seen up I-95 north of Elkton, Maryland. Border collies - trying to herd zoo animals on loose. Dobermans - on guard for looters at concrete foundation of former home. Mastiffs - staying put in the former den, practicing the L@@K, "I had NOTHING to do with THIS mess!!"
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