It appears you have not yet registered with the DOG Forums. To register please click here...



Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-09-2011   #1 (permalink)
Member
Puppy
 
Ghst's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Water Valley,MS
Posts: 60
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Amused
Ghst is on a distinguished road
Default Something m..m..my Mother sent me1

IT'S NOT TRUE THAT ONLY A "DOG PERSON" WOULD TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY.

Stay

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?"

"Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in Park?"
__________________
Confucius Says....................
Wife who put Husband in doghouse....
Soon find him in cathouse!
Ghst is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2011   #2 (permalink)
Senior Member
Best In Show
 
CorkyMax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: small place in southern Wisconsin
Posts: 4,897
Thanks: 6
Thanked 69 Times in 49 Posts
My Mood: Sleepy
CorkyMax is on a distinguished road
Talking

Now that made me laugh---Best kind--the kind you aren't expecting the ending.:lol:
__________________
I love Corky to the Max.
CorkyMax is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2011   #3 (permalink)
Member
Puppy
 
Gingersmom's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 44
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Happy
Gingersmom is on a distinguished road
Default

LOL I needed that laugh.
__________________
Kindest Regards,
Amanda

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
- Unknown
Gingersmom is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2011   #4 (permalink)
Moderator
Best In Show
 
Lunareclipse's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 3,747
Thanks: 28
Thanked 27 Times in 20 Posts
My Mood: Tired
Lunareclipse is on a distinguished road
Default

That is so retarded that it is hilarious. I thought I was going to pee myself.
__________________
Lunareclipse is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2011   #5 (permalink)
Senior Member
Best In Show
 
lange's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,923
Thanks: 59
Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts
My Mood: Bashful
lange is on a distinguished road
Default

Sadly it took me a minute to figure out what she was talking about with "put it in park." ....... ops:............
__________________
My Pack;
Wrigley/6 y.o. male, Lhasa mix
Kuma/1 y.o. female, Akita


A rolled up newspaper can be an effective training tool when used properly. For instance, use the rolled-up newspaper if your dog chews up something inappropriate or has a housebreaking accident. Bring the dog over to the destroyed object (or mess), then take the rolled-up newspaper and hit yourself over the head as you repeat the phrase,"I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG, I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG!"
lange is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-2011   #6 (permalink)
Senior Member
Best In Show
 
Lara's mom's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I live in Toronto (Canada)
Posts: 2,716
Thanks: 27
Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts
My Mood: Busy
Lara's mom is on a distinguished road
Default

I guess I'm in the minority here...I NEVER leave my dogs in the car.
__________________
It takes a village to raise a child but, it takes a saint to raise Jack Russell's!
Lara's mom is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2011   #7 (permalink)
Member
Puppy
 
jameserickson80's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 51
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Cool
jameserickson80 is on a distinguished road
Default

That joke was a good one.. It made me laugh..
jameserickson80 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply



Tags
back , confused , dog , dogs , guess , kind , labrador , labrador retriever , lol , pee , retriever , strange , talking


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Dog Forum Replies Last Post
how do I walk a soon to be mother on leash? briansommers Dog Training 0 04-01-2009 04:39 PM




SiteMap:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29

Something m..m..my Mother sent me1