[Rottie]

A guy dashes into a bar and says to the Landlord - " I`ve got some bad news for you mate. My Pekingese has just killed your big Rottweiler "
The Landlord says " You`ve gotta be joking, my Rambo would eat a little mouse like that "
The guy said " Well, your Rambo tried, but he choked to death "
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A posh guy parked his car in the Bronx the other day. One of the local kids came up and said, ‘A buck to mind your car for you mister?’
The guy said, ` Clear off, there’s a Rottweiler in the back.’ The kid said ‘Put out fires, can he?’