Guide Dog
Blind Man's Dog
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog piddled on his trouser leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passerby who'd seen everything remarked, "That's very kind of you after what he just did."
"Oh no it `aint" came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the butt."
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