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Old 04-29-2011   #1 (permalink)
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A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog piddled on his trouser leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.

A passerby who'd seen everything remarked, "That's very kind of you after what he just did."

"Oh no it `aint" came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the butt."
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Now that's another way to use treats!
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Too funny.
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I have to agree with you on that, been checking out his posts here in the Dog Humor section from time to time, always makes me smile.
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