[Rottie]

Top ten reasons why a dog is better than a woman
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10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog still loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to spend all day on your cell phone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects a card and gift on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop and pop the cork on your credit card.

[cigwyllt]

Sorry, you are totally wrong. Actually a dog is waaaaaay better than a man:

* Dogs not have problem expressing affection in public.
* Dogs miss you when you're gone.
* Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
* Dogs don't brag about whom they've slept with.
* Dogs don't criticise your friend.
* Dogs admit when they're jealous.
* Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
* Dogs understand what "no" mean.
* You can house train a dog.
* Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner..
* Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
* Dogs admit it when they're lost.
* Dogs can't feel threatened if you earn more than they do.
* Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
* If you lock your dog and your husband in the boot of your car and let them out 3 hours later the dog would be the one that is pleased to see you!

[DougGeneration]

Good one!

[goldie]

haha that was awesome. touche!

[Ultimatdogmom]

Ha ha that's funny:lol:

[camilaimac]

Thats really funny hahahahaha