[cosraq]

The agitated woman had rung 911. "Police, fire or ambulance?" asked the operator. "I want a vet!" demanded the panic stricken woman. "A vet?" said the emergency service operator in surprise. "What for?" "To open my bulldog's jaws." "But why did you ring 911 ?" "There's a burglar in them."

Bubba told his mother, "Momma! I want to be a Bulldog when I grow up!" His Mom answers, "Bubba you're just talkin' nonsense... you know, you can't be both."

Three Bulldog's accountants were in a bar together.
One could read, one could write and the third one just liked hanging around intellectuals.

[anusk1313]

A thief enters at night in a house, when the owners were away. He starts stealing and during the time he was putting the money in the bag, he hears a voice: 'Jesus looks at you!'
He looks on every side but he sees nothing.
Later starts to put in the bag jewelry and hears a voice: Jesus looks at you! '
He looks and sees a parrot. The parrot says: 'I'm Moses and I know that Jesus looks at you'.
Thief laugh and ask 'What stupid guy could name its parrot Moses?'
Parrot: 'The same I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS!I LOVE DOGS! who named Jesus his Doberman.'