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Today, my brother's hamster died. i wrote a eulogy:

Rest in Peace, Carla Hamster, beloved spunky fluffball and lover of seeds. you were the best cheek-stuffer i ever met. I'll always remember how you "talked" to our chinchilla Kanye through the bars of your cages. you'll be missed.

Please pray Carla safely arrives at the big rodent wheel in the sky.