"Shut-up" and "Manners". One day Dog-poo went missing so Manners went look him and so did Shut-up went too.Shut-up saw a Policeman who said "Whats your name?""Shut- up"replied Shut up,"Where's your manners?" asked the Policeman"Over the fence looking for Dog-poo." replied the boy.

why did i click on this

umm thats not a questionand thats not the whole joke

Name screw-up jokes are normally long and it gets boring after a while. But yours is short and sweet, i like it!!

OH MY GOD!!!! I hav'nt heard that for years.... Thanks for that lol lol lol ...................

heard it so many times but still makes me laugh 9/10

So where's the rest of it ?Did they get arrested ?

I've heard it before...when I was like 9.

I have heard that one before years ago but had forgotten it - i'm gonna have to tell my daughter tommorow - it is definately her sense of humour!!! thanks for the blast from the past!!!! 10/10

Ha ha that's really funny. 4-get what the others say

boohiss that was awful buy a joke book

I have a question for u: whats the question?

dude...u spent 5 points just 2 tell sum old joke..

smelly joke

I remeber these kind of jokes. Cause there is the one with the boys zip, willy, and pee. when they get told of by the teacher and the teacher says "zip down, willy out, pee in the corner" or something. Lol thanks for making me smile

hah!!I love that joke.I told my little brother that joke and he thoght that was the funniest joke ever. rofl10/10Thanks for the laughs have an awesome day!!

lol r u bored

good, great 60/10

sorry i forgot to laugh. it wasnt funny. it was stupid!