"Shut-up" and "Manners". One day Dog-poo went missing so Manners went look him and so did Shut-up went too.Shut-up saw a Policeman who said "Whats your name?""Shut- up"replied Shut up,"Where's your manners?" asked the Policeman"Over the fence looking for Dog-poo." replied the boy.

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umm thats not a questionand thats not the whole joke

Name screw-up jokes are normally long and it gets boring after a while. But yours is short and sweet, i like it!!

OH MY GOD!!!! I hav'nt heard that for years.... Thanks for that lol lol lol ...................

heard it so many times but still makes me laugh 9/10

So where's the rest of it ?Did they get arrested ?

I've heard it before...when I was like 9.

I have heard that one before years ago but had forgotten it - i'm gonna have to tell my daughter tommorow - it is definately her sense of humour!!! thanks for the blast from the past!!!! 10/10

Ha ha that's really funny. 4-get what the others say