When I was in the Navy, I named my dog Commander. One day I took him to work, my commander asked me what his name was. I told him "Commander", and he looked at me strangely, and asked my why in the world I named him that. So I told him that when I leave work, I would go home, kick my Commander in the butt, and throw him out of my house, and not have to worry about getting busted.... After every one quit laughing, I got busted...
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