[TRACER]

...Leary of Fund. Christians? Does this Mean my Mailman is a Fundamentalist Christian. How do I protect myself from Him?

[Your Gay Lord]

Lock your package.

[Brent W]

Tracer - not sure even my shrink could come up wioth a parallel like this one. I think your mailman is delivering the mail and your dog is just telling you he is there. If you got a dog that can tell the difference between a christian, especially a fundamentalist one, and an unbeliever, I need to borrow that guy for a while. I'd like to take him down the pews at church and see who he barks at - what a riot that would be! I think that a lot of people that think they are so holy would be found out to be full of crap. Another original question though - your brain has to be hyperactive....

[javo]

Carry a Cross!

[unclefrunk]

A goat's skull over the door and pentagrams in the front facing windows should do it.

[ron s]

the above answers are pretty good, just don't forget to hang strings of garlic around you doors. That should work.

[gitsliveon24]

You are very funny

[sonya h]

seems like the dogs have more sence than the owner

[vanessa110]

lolololololololol give your dog a treat.

[Christa]

I'd be offended, except I'm not a fundamentalist.

Ummm, I'm pretty sure this is a joke... if it's not... well... you can't really train a dog to tell something like that. :P