...EXPENSIVE? I need little or big! No medium! Little as in carrying in arm for more than an hour, or big like Beethoven the movie dog big!

Seriously get a stuffed animal!

You can't be serious?Dogs are expensive...Between the vaccines, the regular Vet visits, the food, the time, the toys, the treats, any unexpected health care.....The bigger the dog the more expensive, unless your little dog has health problems.Get a small pocket pet if you don't want too expensive...