...baby..really fast?

I don't know why, but that cracked me up.Wrong. Just plain wrong.

Pigeon pie is better!

take a hike down a country road there's bound to be a squished bunny you could munch on?

have you thought about a take away or a trip to tesco. lol. just an idea!

Are you Chinese?

why dont you just eat that cats head that you said is down your pants earlier?

At least it might be a hot dog.

You can make your own sticky traps for dogs.Just take some cardboard boxes, flatten then out, then pour glue over them and let the glue get very tackey, then put outin a known dog run, then wait for dinner to come to you.

Follow the dogs suit and rummage in the bins,there must be some left over takeaways somewhere in the bins.