Dog Quotables, Statements, Musings and Sayings
Enjoy our collection of famous dog quotes and sayings. We have collected all kinds of quotable phrases and statements related to dogs and orgainzed them into the following useful categories:
- Dog Proverbs – historical or religious maxims
- Literary Dog Quotes – from writers and authors
- Dog Quotes from Famous Persons – presidents, scholars, accomplished individuals, etc
- Celebrity or Movie Dog Quotes – you heard them in a movie or from a famous celebrity or actor
- Funny Dog Quotes – by comedians or humorists
- Dog Trainer Quotes – quotable sayings or writings from canine experts
- All the Rest – tons of sayings or musing whose source is not known
Dog Proverbs
“A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel.” – Portuguese Proverb
“An honest man is not the worse because a dog barks at him.” – Danish Proverb
“A good dog deserves a good bone.” – US Proverb
“Dog does not eat dog.” – Proverb
“Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise.” – Welsh Proverb
“Do not respond to a barking dog.” – Moroccan Jewish saying
“Beware of a silent dog and still water.” – Latin Proverb
“Breed not a savage dog, nor permit a loose stairway.” – Talmud
“Children aren’t dogs; adults aren’t gods.” – Haitian Proverb
“Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.” – Italian Proverb
“Why keep a dog and bark yourself?” – Proverb
“A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.” – Haitian Farmer
“To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog.” – German Proverb
“Every dog is allowed one bite.” – US Proverb
“If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.” – Russian Proverb
“Give a dog a bad name and hang him.” – Proverb
“If you stop every time a dog barks, your road will never end.” – Saudi Arabian Proverb
“The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.” – Danish Proverb
“The greater love is a mother’s; then comes a dog’s; then a sweetheart’s.” – Polish Proverb
“The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.” – Portuguese Proverb
“The barking of a dog does not disturb the man on a camel.” – Egyptian Proverb
“Show a dog a finger, and he wants the whole hand.” – Yiddish Proverb
“If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.” – cowboy wisdom
“One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.” – Chinese Proverb
“Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.” – Indian Proverb
Literary Dog Quotes
“Every dog must have his day.” – Jonathan Swift
“A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.” – Washington Irving
“A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.” – Jack London
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
“All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers is contained in the dog.” – Kafka
“A Pekingese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.” – A A Milne
“A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can’t get it by breeding for it, and you can’t buy it with money. It just happens along.” – E B White, The Care and Training of a Dog
“Politics are not my concern… they impressed me as a dog’s life without a dog’s decencies.” – Rudyard Kipling
“To his dog, every man is King; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” – Aldous Huxley
“When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.” – Charles Anderson Dana, ‘What is News?’, The New York Sun 1882
“When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.” – Henry David Thoreau
“Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” – Mark Twain
“By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a “noble” animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward- you will never get her full confidence again.” – Mark Twain
“A dog wags its tail with its heart” – Martin Buxbaum
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley
“A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.” – E N Westcott
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.” – Josh Billings
“America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags it’s tail it knocks over a chair.” – Arnold Toynbee
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!’” – Dave Barry
“When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.” – Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
“DOG, n. A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world’s worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.” – Ambrose Bierce The Devil’s Dictionary, 1911.
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.” – Milan Kundera
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” – Dave Barry
“The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don’t know…How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what’s its own and what’s alien.” – Plato
“The dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.” – Robert Frost
“Let sleeping dogs lie.” – Charles Dickens
“A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man.” – Frances Thompson New York Times Magazine May 14, 1967
“Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart.” – Dorothy Hinshaw Patent, Dogs: The Wolf Within
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.” -Gene Hill
“I am I because my little dog knows me” – Gertrude Stein
“A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.” – H L Mencken, Quoted by Geoffrey H Hartman Easy Pieces Columbia University 85
“Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species.” – Melvin Maddocks,
“A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.” – Thomas Nashe
“Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.” – Albert Payson Terhune ‘The Coming of Lad’
“Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It’s like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won’t fatten the dog.” – Mark Twain, speech, 11/23/1900.
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” – Mark Twain
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.” – Mark Twain, Letter to W D Howells, 4/2/1899
“Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit.” – Sir Walter Scott ‘The Talisman’
“The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can’t afford a yes man.” – Robertson Davies, Canadian author
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.” – John Steinbeck
“My little dog—a heartbeat at my feet.” – Edith Wharton
“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.” – Alfred North Whitehead
“There are only two rules. One is E. M. Forster’s guide to Alexandria; the best way to know Alexandria is to wander aimlessly. The second is from the Psalms; grin like a dog and run about through the city.” – Jan Morris
“The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls.” – Anatole France, “The Coming of Riquet”
“When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.” – Edward Abbey
“What kind of life a dog . . . acquires. I have sometimes tried to imagine by kneeling or lying full length on the ground and looking up. The world then becomes strangely incomplete; one sees little but legs.” – E V Lucas
“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves. ” – August Strindberg
“My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I “should” be doing.” – Lonzo Idolswine
“I’d rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree.” – Dana Burnet
“Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.” – Holbrook Jackson
“No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” – Louis Sabin
“I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, ‘If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,’ and he’d look at me like he was saying, ‘If you were a little smarter, I wouldn’t have to.’” – Fred Jungclaus
“I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it’s aman or a dog; it’s best for every day.” – George Bernard Shaw
“Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.” – George Chapman
“I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.” – Samuel Johnson
“If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.” – George Bernard Shaw
“The biggest dog has been a pup.” – Joaquin Miller
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.” – Fran Lebowitz
“If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.” – Karel Capek
“Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top.” – Robert Burton
“My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.” – Toby & Eileen Green
“Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.” – Leo Rosten
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.” – Max Eastman
“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.” – Alexander Pope
“In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.” – Edward Hoagland
“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.” – Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” – Samuel Butler
Famous Persons Dog Quotes
“I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.” – Abraham Lincoln
“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.” – Abraham Lincoln
“A hungry dog hunts best.” – Lee Trevino, US golfer
“A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.” – John Holmes
“Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.” – Harry S Truman
“You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog.” – Carl Icahn, US auto business executive
“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” – Elizabeth Taylor
“This isn’t like naming your dog Spot.” – Richard Melville, Secretary, International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature, On scientific Latin names for plants and animals, Wall Street Journal 13 Jul 84
“There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog.” waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there. – Lee Iacocca, US auto business executive
“Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged.” – Ulysses Grant to White house staff when his son got a Newfoundland pup, and after others of his dogs had died mysteriously
“He’s fair. He treats us all the same-like dogs.” – Henry Jordan, Green Bay Packers right tackle On Vince Lombardi, recalled on Lombardi’s death 3 Sep 70
“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations.” – Sigmund Freud
“The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.” – Winston Churchill
“The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs.” – Nietzche
“Qui me amat, amet et canem meum.” (“Love me, love my dog.”) – St. Bernard, A.D. 1150, “Sermo Primus”
“Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.” – Martha Scott
“The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.” – Henry Ward Beecher
“…Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.” – Charles Kuralt on “48 Hours”
“Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.” – Smiley Blanton
“They say a reasonable amount ‘o fleas is good fer a dog — keeps him from broodin’ over bein’ a dog, mebbe.” – Edward Westcott
“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” – Woodrow Wilson
“If a picture wasn’t going very well I’d put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I’d put a bandage on its foot… I liked it when I did it, but now I’m sick of it.” – Norman Rockwell
“If you can’t decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all … adopt a mutt!” – ASPCA
“Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this – one dog does not change a bone with another.” – Adam Smith
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras
“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of ther universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.” – Roger Caras
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” – Ben Williams
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” – Ann Landers
“I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they’re coming from. With people, you never know which ones will bite. The difference between dogs and men is that you know where dogs sleep at night.” – Greg Louganis
“In my day, we didn’t have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty, my beloved paper clip.” – Jennifer Hart
Celebrity / Movie Dog Quotes
“You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?” – Mr. Blonde “Reservoir Dogs”
“Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home his face might burn up.” – ‘DEEP THOUGHTS’ by Jack Handy
“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.” – Snoopy
“It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar.” – Mel Gibson, while eating a dog biscuit at Harvard, 1996
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley
“If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.” – Adlai E Stevenson Jr.
Comedian / Humorist / Funny Dog Quotes
“Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.” – Steve Allen
“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!” – Groucho Marx
“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
“I named my dog ‘Stay’… so I can say ‘Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.’” – Steven Wright
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andrew A Rooney
“I put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.” – Steven Wright
“I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now.” – Steven Wright
“How’s it going Mr. Peterson?” – Woody “It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.” – Norm from Cheers
“I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.” – “DEEP THOUGHTS” by Jack Handy
“Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?” – Homer from the Simpsons
“No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.” – Will Rogers
“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.” – Will Rogers
“I’m a mog. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend” – Barf, John Candy (Spaceballs)
“If you don’t mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.” – Frank and Ernest comic strip, an angel at St. Peter’s gate, to a man seeking admittance
“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.” – Andy Rooney
“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another.” – Robert Benchley
“Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” – Lewis Grizzard
“You may have a dog that won’t sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she’s too stupid to learn how but because she’s too smart to bother.” – Rick Horowitz, Chicago Tribune
“They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.” – Jerome K. Jerome
“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. . . .He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. . . .When all other friends desert, he remains.” – George G Vest
“I took my dog for a walk… all the way from New York to Florida… I said to him “There now you’re done.” – Steven Wright
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner
“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.” – James Thurber
“My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!” – Craig Shoemaker
“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.” – Rita Rudner
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner
“Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.” – Henry Wheeler Shaw
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” – Sue Murphy
“Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.” – John Peers
“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” – Wendy Liebman
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” – Franklin P Jones
“Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.” – Josh Billings
“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.” – Joe Weinstein
Dog Trainer / Expert Quotes
“In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.” – Maurice Maeterlinck ‘Our Friend, The Dog’
“The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.” – Daniel Pinkwater ‘Train Your Dog, Dammit!’
“He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is the part of me that can reach out into the sea. He has told me a thousand times over that I am his reason for being; by the way he rests against my leg; by the way he thumps his tail at my smallest smile; by the way he shows his hurt when I leave without taking him. (I think it makes him sick with worry when he is not along to care for me.) When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is joy unbounded. When I am a fool, he ignores it. When I succeed, he brags. Without him, I am only another man. With him, I am all-powerful. He is loyalty itself. He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant. His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things. He has promised to wait for me… whenever… wherever – in case I need him. And I expect I will – as I always have. He is just my dog.” – Gene Hill
“First you learn a new language, profanity; and second you learn not to discipline your dogs when you’re mad, and that’s most of the time when you’re training dogs.” – Lou Schultz, trainer of Alaskan Huskies
“Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.” – Bonnie Wilcox ‘Old Dogs, Old Friends’
“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” – Bonnie Schacter, Founder of the Single Pet Owner’s Society Singles Group
“Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.” – Dr. Ian Dunbar
“I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren’t certain we knew better.” – George Bird Evans, “Troubles with Bird Dogs”
General Dog Quotes from Unknown Sources
“A cat sees us as the dogs…A cat sees himself as the human.” – Unknown
“A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.” – Unknown
“A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue.”
“A dog will quickly turn you into a fool, but who cares? Better your dog than your boss. I’m a fool for my dog and proud of it.”
“A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away” – Unknown Dog
“When a man’s dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.”
“When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.” – Unknown
“When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you’ve growled all day long.” – Unknown
“You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”
“You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.” – Unknown
“All trees have bark.
“Barking dogs don’t bite people they don’t know.” – Unknown
“Barking up the wrong tree.”
“To err is human, to forgive, canine.” – Unknown
“When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?” – Anonymous
“Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’… till you can find a rock.” – Unknown
“Dogs have more love than integrity. They’ve been true to us, yes, but they haven’t been true to themselves.”
“Every dog has his day — but the nights are reserved for the cats.” – Unknown
“I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog.”
“It’s hard to teach an old dog new tricks.” – Unknown
“J’embrasse mon chien sur la bouche!” (I kiss my dog on the mouth.) – Unknown
“Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.” – Unknown
“In dog years I’m dead.” – Unknown
“In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog.”
“If you wish the dog to follow you, feed him.” – Unknown
“If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.” – Unknown
“Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one”
“Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly”
“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion” – Unknown
“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.”
“The reason a dog has so many friends, is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue”
“The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.”
“The more people I meet the more I like my dog.” – Unknown
“The dog represents all that is best in man.”
“The difference between cats and dogs is, dogs come when they are called, cats take a message and get back to you.” – Unknown
“Recipe; a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.” – Unknown
“Researches have discovered that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words researches can comprehend.” – Unknown
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Unknown
“If it were a dog, it would have bitten you already.”
“One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue.” – Unknown
“Our dogs wil love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.”
“Dogs are better than children. Even my friends with children say that. As a dog friend of mine likes to say, children are for people who can’t have dogs.”
“There are quite a lot of advantages in being a bachelor,” he began, “but there comes a time when we long for the companionship of another being-a being who will regard one as a perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one’s absolute property; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one’s joys and sorrows? Answer – A Dog.”
“Maybe you’ve been looking for love in all the wrong places. A dog will treat you better than anyone you’ll meet at happy hour. Trust me. I’ve been to happy hour.”