Dog Quotes | Page 10

Dog Quotes! | Page 10

• "I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now." - Steven Wright
   
• "I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive." - Gilda Radner
   
• "I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." - George Bird Evans, "Troubles with Bird Dogs"
   
• "I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done." - Steven Wright
   
• "I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'" - Fred Jungclaus
   
• "I was desperate. The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!" - Hitler, 1917, After a railroad worker in Alsace stole his terrier
   
• "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner
   
• "I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world." - Samuel Johnson
   
• "I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree." - Dana Burnet
   
• "I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend" - Barf, John Candy (Spaceballs)
   

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