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  • "It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar." - Mel Gibson, while eating a dog biscuit at Harvard, 1996
     
  • "It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks." - Unknown
     
  • "J'embrasse mon chien sur la bouche!" (I kiss my dog on the mouth.) - Unknown
     
  • "Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged." - Ulysses Grant to White house staff when his son got a Newfoundland pup, and after others of his dogs had died mysteriously
     
  • "Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!" - Groucho Marx
     
  • "Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
    "Lay down, pup; lay down," ordered the man. "Good doggie-lay down, I say."
     
  • "Let sleeping dogs lie." - Charles Dickens
     
  • "Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." - Lewis Grizzard
  • "Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top." - Robert Burton
     

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