Dog Quotes | Page 16

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• "My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives." - Rita Rudner
   
• "My little dog---a heartbeat at my feet." - Edith Wharton
   
• "Never stand between a dog and the hydrant." - John Peers
   
• "Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland." - Josh Billings
   
• "No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich." - Louis Sabin
   
• "No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has." - Will Rogers
   
• "No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich." - Louis Sabin
   
• "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." - Christopher Morley
   
• "Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" - Homer from the Simpsons
   
• "Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well." - Bonnie Wilcox 'Old Dogs, Old Friends'
   

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