Dog Quotes | Page 16

Dog Quotes! | Page 16

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives." - Rita Rudner
"My little dog---a heartbeat at my feet." - Edith Wharton
"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant." - John Peers
"Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland." - Josh Billings
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich." - Louis Sabin
"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has." - Will Rogers
"No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich." - Louis Sabin
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." - Christopher Morley
"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" - Homer from the Simpsons
"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well." - Bonnie Wilcox 'Old Dogs, Old Friends'

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