Dog Quotes

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"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it." - Abraham Lincoln
"I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog."
"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas." - "DEEP THOUGHTS" by Jack Handy
"I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's aman or a dog; it's best for every day." - George Bernard Shaw
"I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they're coming from. With people, you never know which ones will bite. The difference between dogs and men is that you know where dogs sleep at night." - Greg Louganis
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. " - August Strindberg
"I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons." - Will Rogers
"I named my dog 'Stay'... so I can say 'Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.'" - Steven Wright
"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother." - Bonnie Schacter, Founder of the Single Pet Owner's Society Singles Group
"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles." - Steven Wright

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